A Fungible Duet
Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! Oh Ettie, Ettie darling! Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! What did you do with my sock?
Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie! Oh Vynnie, you're so silly! Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie, You're wearing it on your ear.
Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! Oh Ettie, Ettie darling! Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! Then what did you do with my hat?
Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie! Oh Vynnie, you're so silly! Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie, You hung it right there in the tub.
Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! Oh Ettie, Ettie darling! Oh Ettie, Ettie baby! But where could the washcloth have gone?
Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie! Oh Vynnie, you're so silly! Oh Vynnie, Uncle Vynnie, It's there on the floor ond you're standing right on it!
That's good cause my feet are so dir-ir-ir-ir-ir-ty, dir-ir-ir-ir-ir-ty, dir-ir-ir-ir-ir-ty What would I do without you?